i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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