I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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