I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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