he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I am naked and annoyed.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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