Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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