People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
