just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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