You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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