Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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