your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love having hate sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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