I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
porn star boner night. come get it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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