Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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