Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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