Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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