He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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