This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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