At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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