Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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