Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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