Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
