i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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