Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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