doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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