I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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