Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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