omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
