I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We had to coat check the pizza.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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