You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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