She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
