Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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