are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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