hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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