I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
