Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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