So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
