the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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