Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Fuck appropriateness.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
