We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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