I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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