THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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I'm passing your future prison.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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