The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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