Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
did i just pee glitter
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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