We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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