I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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