I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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