Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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