I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
