I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my poor anus
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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