so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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