how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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