Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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