Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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