yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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