I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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