come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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