Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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